One Does Not Simply Get Married in Westeros

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Purple Wedding Spoiled

Valar Morghulis! The words echoed as Game of Thrones: Season 4 commenced on HBO this April. The interpretation of the words aforementioned is: All Men Must Die.

From this, anyone could have guessed what Game of Thrones has to bring this season – more wars and obviously more bloodshed. And how can we forget Purple Wedding – the most awaited event of Game of Thrones: Season 4.

There were countless predictions and diverse expectations associated with the new season of Game of Thrones; but, what happened last night – nobody saw it coming.


Valar Morghulis

The King is dead! Yes! It was indeed a moment of celebration for all Joffrey haters out there. Purple Wedding was spoiled and turned out to be a funeral for Joffrey Baratheon.

Joffrey Baratheon is one of the most hated persons over the Internet; but, most importantly, he is the most hated person in Westoros. Nothing can make us forget the tears brought in our eyes by the Red Wedding. But, the tears of joy after seeing Joffrey choke to death – can ease the pain a bit.


Joffrey Baratheon is dead – poisoned by mysterious hero of entire digital universe. This however was a great shocker as no one saw this coming. For a moment, I felt sorry for Joffrey when he was choking in arms of Cersei Lannister. But then, a spontaneous recall shook my mind – reminding me of his decisions and incidents accompanying his commands along with the aftereffects. Why I hate him so much? Perhaps, you haven’t watched Games of Thrones; because, if you had, you could easily write an entire tutorial on reasons to hate Joffrey Baratheon.


Purple Faced Joffrey

Purple Wedding was indeed the most awaited event for all Game of Thrones fans. Not only the fans; but, celebrities attended the Wedding in Westeros as well – digitally speaking.

For those who watched Game of Thrones last night – it was the best Sunday – EVER. Those unfortunate souls that missed it, Monday morning couldn’t have been more frustrating for them. All social networks were flooded with spoilers which ruined the moment for those who couldn’t make it to the Purple Wedding. People even started to relate Purple Wedding with the color of Joffrey’s face while he was choking. At Red Wedding, three Starks were killed. To Joffrey, I just want to say this: karma is a bi*ch!


Streaming Issues

You might be facing different issues associated with Game of Thrones streaming. You won’t be getting rid of them anytime soon; because, Game of Thrones is an original HBO series. Furthermore, Game of Thrones is available on geo-restricted streaming sites.

You can’t access these sites unless your IP represents a particular locality – the US. Nevertheless, you can evade all these restrictions with a sophisticated technology called a VPN. Read our article (How to Watch Game of Thrones outside US) in this regard and get acquainted with 10 easy steps to watch Game of Thrones outside the US.


Wrapping Up

Purple Wedding was an absolute shocker. They came up with this wicked twist in the story out of nowhere. I don’t even know where Game of Thrones would end up now. Another player is out of the game. With Joffrey gone, who would take over Iron Throne. Would he finally bring peace or cause more chaos than the preceding king. In the end, I leave you all with this: one does not simply get married in Westeros.


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Arsalan Jabbar is a tech-research enthusiast who wants to explore technological obsolescence and its influence. With a little spice of wit in his writing style, Arsalan fanatically researches contemporary discoveries in the IT industry and critiques their significance in his own special way. Arsalan’s hypotheses are always reflected through in-depth scrutiny and valid notions.

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